Hello. Have we met?

Not yet. But I'm curious.

Before you introduce yourself, read through my session information and FAQs. Then tell me who you are. I'll be reading closely.

Thoughtful applicants will hear from me within a few business days. Careless ones will be discarded. Do check your spam folder. I'd hate for you to miss me.

Apply two to three weeks ahead. My schedule fills quickly, and the more notice you give, the more time I have to craft something exquisite for us both. Requests with less than 72 hours' notice are rarely indulged.

Your privacy is paramount, and so is mine. What you share here stays between us.